Following the SOS incident related in my last article, I was for some time in disgrace, a fact which entailed unpleasant consequences. Among them was the fact that, whenever a particularly unhealthy fatigue was in the offing, I invariably found myself in charge of the party.
One of these still sticks in my mind. Our F.O.O. (Forward Observation Officer to you) had selected a certain exceptionally deep shell-hole in No-Man’s-Land for an advanced post, in order to do some fancy shooting on a nest of Bosche snipers.
An excellent idea, you might think, until you realised that someone was going to have to dig an underground sap a matter of some thirty yards in advance of our front line; that the approach was along a most unhealthy trench system, leading from Orchard Road via Death or Glory Trench to Spoil Bank; and that the somebody was going to be you among other unfortunates.
Furthermore, Spoil Bank was a deserted and badly-battered trench on a slope overlooked by enemy spotters and was constantly being ‘plastered by “minnies”. (This was an endearing diminutive we had for the German Minenwerfer, a sort of super trench-mortar bomb about the size of a tombstone, which came wobbling menacingly through the air to detonate on impact like a miniature vo1cano.) In addition, the slope was constantly swept by machine-gun fire.
GLOOMY FOREBODINGS
Altogether, a most ungodly assignment and it was with gloomy forebodings that we contacted the R.E. sapper who was to supervise our labours.
He was waiting for us in a support trench in Cuinchy[1] Cemetery, an eerie spot where fancy vaults had been converted into dug-outs and where some sardonic infantry man had stuck a couple of human skulls on the parade post for luck. We took it as a grim commentary on our ultimate fate.
Passing along the shell-pitted bank of La Bassée canal, where a couple of men from the East Lancs. Regiment were “fishing” with Mills bombs, the shock of the explosion being sufficient to stun every fish in its vicinity, we made our way along the duck-boards until we reached the ruins of the brewery, which had part of its chimney still standing.
Here we entered the Givenchy trench system proper and soon made our way to Orchard Road, where we had to stand by until it became dark.
CHILLY ATMOSPHERE
We were not popular with the infantry, who always regard artillerymen in the trenches as birds of evil omen.
Indeed, the very sight of a bandolier was greeted with a scowl, as an indication that Brigade H.Q. were making preparations for another “strafe,” which would inevitably mean heavy artillery retaliation, casualties, and subsequent fatigues to repair wrecked emplacements.
So that when we commandeered an infantry dug-out in order to make a brew of tea over a few sticks of charcoal, there was something of a chilly atmosphere, until our involuntary huts learned that we were headed for Spoil Bank, after which they became quite cheerful.
Probably they assumed we were not likely to live long enough to cause them much trouble.
At nightfall we were on our way once more …
It is a thankless business stumbling along a strange trench in the dark, occasionally coming into collision with a sentry crouched on the fire-step, with the imminent risk of a playful prod from his bayonet, or hearing a hoarse voice from somewhere under one’s feet imploring us to “put out that ‑‑‑‑ flashlight.”
Overhead the velvety night sky is powdered with stars, eclipsed from time to time by the lazy incandescent arc of a Verey[2] light, which enables one to see the tense faces of the remainder of the party, listening to the distant crunch of a bursting shell or the sibilant whisper of a machine-gun bullet passing over-head.
“Be with the guns boys, this is an artillery war.” What ruddy fool invented that slogan, I wonder. He ought to be here now, toting an entrenching tool and a couple of pit-props …
[1] Cuinchy is a village midway between Béthune and La Bassée, the site of several Commonwealth cemeteries: http://www.cwgc.org/search/cemetery_details.aspx?cemetery=2000098&mode=1
[2] The most common type of flare gun is a Very (sometimes spelled Verey) which was named after Edward Wilson Very (1847–1910), an American naval officer. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flare_gun